LEAGUE ELECTIONS: RAPE OF LAW AND REASON

Prof Adedoja...Reigning King

From aeons, when the time clicks and the clock clangs, there was in a village, two girls from an extremely poor home. They were named Law and Reason. Reason had a middle name, Logic. They will always do things in common like twins. They were a classic work of art so beautiful, cheerful, full of life, enchanting, brilliant, respected, respectful and resplendent. Here comes the Prince of the land. Rich, powerful but empty upstairs.

The Prince has done everything including threats, enticement and pleas. None of this will work. His father, the King, went twice to the home of the pauper parents asking them to intervene of his son’s behalf but the girls stuck to their integrity;

Now, the error? The Prince wants to marry the two sisters. On 11^th January 2011 sometimes written as 11-1-11. Does it look mysterious to you? That was the day the most controversial NFA board in Nigerian history since 1945 released the guideline for the election into the league representation of the NFA.

Wait. Do a quick mathematic. Take the last two of the four figures of the year you were born. Add it to your age now. Add one to it. What did you get? 111? Now, the chemistry of the mystery shows that there is danger in the nearest future. Does it make some logic to you about that day? That was the day the Prince (NFA) raped in the open market centre the two girls in the market.

We had warned the Prince not to let his royalty run into his head. He refused. Alas! He went to the market and ran into the sisters. He ordered his guards to seize the girls who were protesting to high heavens. The Prince sees in himself as above the law. His guards tore the clothes of the girls, forced their legs open for their master to, in turns, desecrate the virginity of the girls. He tore their hymen recklessly. Blood oozing out of their clean thighs. The onlookers were helpless because the royal child is involved.

Uhm! I presage. Look back from your shoulder to the cols of history. You will see Samson. You will see the wisest and suave poet, King Solomon and the gifted Roman general Anthony (Anthony and Cleopatra). A stupid disease called UXORIOUSNESS (the excessive love of women) killed them.

Let it be on record TODAY. The NFA goons took on Davidson Owumi because according to one of the most powerful men in the Glass House today, “he did not support us during the last crises, so he must go!”. The man of power confided in a friend of his high ranking in one of the security forces when asked.

Now, the Women, Amateur and National leagues. It is wrong, an aberration and a blatant abuse of FIFA’s Standard Statutes (FSS), and the NFA 2010 Statutes for Abdulhamid Mustapha’s electoral committee to organise nomination or and conduct the elections. Or for the State FA Chairmen and Secretaries to vote in the elections.

However, I gathered, “we must go it our own way and leave them to react” was the philosophy of the lords ruling the Glass House. The rationale? All those who had a hand in the impeachment of Lulu and his henchmen must be forced out of Nigerian football. Since the Lulu men have smuggled themselves back to the State FAs (except in Lagos where they gallantly lost), nobody can stop them.

I also gathered from my investigations that certain individuals including a polyglot speaking and multi-ethnic name nearing princess, better described as a football goddess, who announced the impeachment of Lulu’s impeachment last year is a reason why the NFA manufactured strange rules into the election. the caveats to smuggle “outsiders” to the league leadership and unto the NFA board has been concluded. Where the club owners refuse to endorse these outsiders, who have no clubs nor had had any business to do with women football but because they are ‘women’ the electoral committee has powers to clear such candidates! This is rape and assault on those who had been spending their money to fund women football clubs over the years.

Let it be on record. The rape and final aberration of Law and Logic happened during the reign of King Taoheed Adedoja.

Paaga! This mourning will go through the night and day. Ruth, where is thy mourning shroud? Cry unconsolably. It is good night as the raped sisters can’t get justice.

Did a lawyer not volunteer that a child beaten must not cry? If you don’t want the child to cry why beat him? All rules are being violently abridged yet you don’t want people to go to civil courts. Do you want them to resort to ‘self help’?

Anon, more court cases will stem up surely with these kind of attitudes of not respecting the existing laws propounded by the same actors. Anon, wild court judgments will stream in like the flood of Tsunami. Soon, we will see deaths occasioned by revenge in Nigerian football if people do not go to ventilate their pains and anger in the court system. We are heading to anomie.

Falcons, hear not the falconer. Centre hold no more the flanks. Whistle do not blow again. Eyes catch no more sleep. The murderer has entered the maternity ripping open the big shrouds harbouring hope. Good night.

2011: ANOTHER WASTED YEAR IN OUR FOOTBALL LIFE?

Maigari...Nigeria Federation of Fraud (NFF)

NIGERIA FEDERATION OF FRAUD (NFF): Uhm! Abracadabra!! Failures have taken over the nation’s soul. There is fire on the mountain. Beelzebub and its host of ilk spirits have taken over an angelic body. Who saves us? Do we continue our mourning as suggested in my last piece? Beware, lo and behold, the obsequies of Nigerian football has started in earnest!

There was a folk saying in 2003. A governor who failed woefully got his dad to campaign that if a child fails in a class won’t it be logical that he repeats the class? Since the current FA bosses in the states have woefully failed, it is only logical to allow themselves be voted into office again for another term. Is it not election that is the problem being complained by the people who are protesting?

FA selections (sorry folks, it is election that is intended) conducted in kangaroo processes. Forms were not made available anywhere. Election committees were not set up anywhere. If the committees were set up they had less than a week to finish the processes. All the celebrated failures got selected (sorry, elected). This is the eighth wonder of the world.

DR AMOS ADAMU SYNDROME: No one in Nigeria, even the ones in their mothers’ wombs, does not know the greatest sports administrator in the country for the century, the “Godfather of the Godfathers” and the most controversial and most reported, our own, Dr Amos “Babatunde Oyekale Oyelere Aremu” Adamu.

I am not being satirical. Doubt me? I hope all the enemies of progress won’t come up with names they think are cleaner and better than my choice? They are wont to start to mention such names like Isaac Akioye, Elayae Awoture, Ahmed Yahaya, Elias Gora and such names. If anyone does, I will curse you that God in His infinite mercies make you bold to say the truth at all times while He increase and magnify your ambitions, visions and plans this year!

Back to base. Our own, the Gidfather of Godfathers has bred such Godfathers like Chief Taiwo Ogunjobi, Abdullahi Sani Lulu, Amanze Uchegbulam, Dr Tijani Yusuf etc These ones have further bred new breeds now in the saddle.

Whatever is being done now by lesser mortals have been done by some saints in the past. So there is nothing new anywhere. Therefore, can we all rise and congratulate all the members of the Maigari’s board of the Nigeria Federation of Fraud (NFF) who won as Chairmen of State FAs in the recently concluded kangaroo selection. (Please forgive the printer’s devil. I forgot the other popular meaning of the NFF. You can also change selection to election if you like.

Ask, why should Sepp Blatter and Issa Hayatou not be the Swiss and Camerounian FA Presidents simultaneously? I think Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State should sack the Chairmen of Dolphins FC and Sharks FC of Port Harcourt IMMEDIATELY and give Mr. Chris Green as the Chairman of the two clubs. This will make him and his ilks on the NFF board who are doubling as State FA Chairmen meet the local version of Dr Adamu.

I will also recommend other state governments whose NFF members are their state FA chairmen to follow the recommendations to Mr Amaechi.

Gentlemen and ladies, may we all rise now to hail the new Czars of Nigerian football as we head down the hill to oblivia. Adieu Nigerian football!

NIGERIAN FOOTBALL: CAN WE BEGIN MOURNING?

Prof Adedoja...which way?

If you do not have sack clothes, can you proceed to buy, borrow or better still, steal. Yes, steal. If you must steal for our national interest please do. It’s time to mourn for Nigerian football! Be unconsolable. Use your tears to write on the placard that the game is sick. Please ask for euthanasia for the game. The aches and pains are overbearing and becoming unbearable.

The nurses given the “illegal” mandate to tend the wounds sustained by the game are feeding it with poison! They are importing strange rules to the ethics of managing such ailments. Rather than treat the diagnosed dis-eases they are busy haggling over how much will be paid by the patient and how it will be looted.

ANYASI AND MUAZU: Two men, Enyimba of Aba FC Chairman, Chief Felix Anyansi Agwu and The NFA’s Referees Committee chairman, Suleiman Muazu should be told in plain words the implication of the sack of NPL Chairman by the Executive Committee of the NFA in which they sat and took the decision. Their integrities have been tainted. The only and the best way out for them is, in my own myopic opinion, RESIGN from the NFA. They have lost the basis to remain on board.

Both men served on the NPL electoral committee whose processes brought in Davidson Owumi. Both men sat on the Executive Committee of the NFA led by Aminu Maigari that practically rubbished whatever they did in the NPL. What integrity is left in them?

LEAGUE BOARDS ELECTIONS: Is it thst the members of the Executive Committee of the NFA did not go to school or that they are simply blinded by the superior force outside the NFA remote controlling them?

I needed to ask this question in the face of the crass disregard for the same Statutes that brought them into office, which is supposed to guide them in all their conducts. These personae are employing powers outside the NFA statutes and is not in clear conformity with several FIFA letters nor the FIFA Standard Statutes (FSS) which caused the NPL crises. Where did the NFA get the powers to arrogate to themselves to organise the nomination and electoral process of the representatives of the Amateur, Women and Professional leagues?

Let it be said that the decision to sell forms for this purpose amounts to stealing. To organise the screening and election of anyone into any of these boards is simply thievery and illegal. It is not in tandem with NFA, CAF and FIFA rules. So where did they derive the powers from?

PROFESSOR TAOHEED ADEDOJA: I have formed the penchance of writing the last three of his predecessors as Sports Minister/Chairman of the NSC to warn them what to expect when they get to the office. For this minister, my spirit refused to write. Why, I don’t know.

Ibrahim Isa bio, his immediate past colleague, is definitely a genuinely good man whose intentions are clearly of good. He was consumed and confused with the fraud in Nigerian football. He was not helped by a bureaucratic NSC that is not used to being decisive on any matter!

With four months, does Prof Adedoja want to join the list of journeymen that passed through that ministry as ministers and before batting an eyelid can be forgotten to the cols of history?

Methinks all he needs to do is be like a soldier.

(1)    Ask the NFA, to bring to fore in black and white where they derived the power to set up the Prof. Ibidapo-Obe panel; If they have such powers in the statutes, uphold the decision on Owumi. If not quash immediately the decision;

(2)    Induct before the end of January 2011 the process, selection and appointment of an experienced administrator as the Secretary General;

(3)    By February 2011, cause the NFA to face squarely its primary duty of enduring development plans for the game in Nigeria, including the standardization o all football academies in the nation.

Anything short of this, fellow compatriots, can we begin to sing the NuncDimitis. Mourn and mourn endlessly. The end is here for our football.