Saturday, June 25, 2011

LESBIANISM: EUCHARIA, TELL US ANOTHER LIE PLEASE


Super Falcons...no lesbians in this team? Ask please

The Super Falcons' coach Uche Eucharia, made a statement saying that there are lesbians in the country's female national team. This is a truism. Why is she flaunting it in our faces now?
The statement which was made at the 'First Seminar on Women Football in Nigeria: Challenges and Prospects' says that: “It's a worrisome experience that some of our players indulge in lesbianism. Some of them go as far as renting rooms in hotels around the team's campsite where they go to satisfy their orgy. A good number of them even bring their male friends into the camp. It's a serious development that has been detrimental to the team's growth and performance.” This is a sweet lie. No one will buy this.
Meanwhile, statements from Nigeria Football Federation (NFF)'s Chief Media Officer, Ademola Olajire, who few years ago had echoed the ravaging scourge of “women sleeping with their fellow women as love birds”, only stamped what we all have  known before.
“We all know of these vices because lesbianism has become a thing of common knowledge that the women footballers no more hide it among themselves. However, those who indulge in the nasty act had promised to stop it and the NFF is putting measures in place to ensure that they keep to their promises,” the media officer stated. So that means the NFF buffs know those involved to have extracted that promise.
The former NFF technical assistant, Mr. James Peter, who lost his job for fleecing the pants of the girls told a local newspaper recently: “Having coached female teams in the US, I have an in-depth knowledge about how lesbians operate. When I was in charge of the Falconets, we did not allow lesbians to stay in the same room. We took time to identify all of them and checkmated them with some restrictions.
“The act was rampart with the Super Falcons that played at the World Cup in China and at the African Women Championship in Equatorial Guinea. It was during those tournaments that I discovered the lesbians in the team,” he revealed.
“When I was drafted to work with the Falcons last year, I decamped some of the players, not because they were not good players, but because they were lesbians. It did not go down well with some of the players because we made sure that neither the 'husband' nor the 'wife' made the team,” he said. That is infringing their fundamental rights equal to being Christians or Moslems.
Uche Eucharia added last week to Daily Sun: “Yes, lesbianism used to be a big problem in the team, but since I took over as the chief coach of Super Falcons, I think the problem has been dealt with. Lucky, some of the girls played with me and they know my dos and don'ts. They know that I cannot tolerate such a nasty practice. In fact, lesbianism does not currently exist in Falcons' camp and nobody discusses it,” she stated.
Here we depart, lesbianism exists in her current camp. I know my friends in the camp who are lesbians. Asked what she did to arrest the bad situation, the coach quipped: “When the presence of God is invited in a particular place, positive changes abound.” Uhn! So the lesbians were arrested by God? Have they become ‘born again’? or what? I can’t understand her. Does being a lesbian reduce their talent or ability to deliver?
“The players have come to know God now unlike what we had in the past. Most of them lived in ignorance, but now, they have realised the truth through proper counselling. We now have a bunch of players that are thirsty for the things of God and with that, they are now more committed and devoted to their games, knowing that football can attract fame, fortune and joy to their hearts quite unlike lesbianism that can ruin them. The Christians among them now go to church and on our own, we periodically organise non-denominational prayer sessions.
“We have seen the result of our efforts and I can tell you that lesbianism is now a thing of the past in the camp of the Super Falcons,” the coach stated.
Haba! I decline. Religion does not take away your behaviour. Did the girls hide their behaviour or do it discreetly or are no more involved at all without withdrawal symptoms? One question is, does lesbianism have anything to do with their quality of footballing? This is one scientific issue I want tackled. Are we not killing the nation for discriminating against girls who are known as lesbians? If the players are the very best available, because they are lesbians, would they be thrown out? Ask please. Can someone tell us some other more beautiful lies sweet in the ear?

1 comment:

  1. Mrs. Joy Inalegwu, Magodo-LagosJune 25, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Uhn! This Fashikun, I wonder what kind of child he would have been when he was younger. I am sure he was such an 'enfante terrible' given the bold lines he has brought into this discourse.
    I honestly agree with his views. I don't like lesbians. What if it is lesbianism that makes the particular happy, would she be denied a place in the national team because she is a lesbian?
    God will increase your wisdom. Please fire on more.

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